CATS

“I SHARPEND MY NAILS ON YOUR LOIUS VUITTON”

“I’M CLAWING YOUR SOFA DOCTOR'“

KITTY CONFESSIONS

“I’M ATTRACTED TO DOGS”

“DONE WITH CHEST WAXING, TOM LIKES ME THIS WAY”

“I PEED UNDER THAT TABLE”

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  • "SING ALONG: ONE FRENCH DOG, CUTE KITTY CAT, AAAND BIRDS ON A DANGEROUS WIRE."

  • “HAPPY HOLIDAYS FROM THE WISE GUYS.”

  • “OF ALL THE NIGHTS FOR RUDOLPH TO FALL AND CRACK HIS RACK!!!”

  • "I SAW IT IN THE BASEMENT WINDOW AND IT’S SO YOU MY LOVE."

  • "YOUR FAVORITE WHITE CHOCOLATE! I LOVE YOU."

  • THINKING OF YOU

  • "I LIKE A LITTLE BREEZE UNDER MY DRESS, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!"

  • "WISH ON A STAR FISH AND ASK FOR TUNA!"

  • "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PUSSYCAT."

  • "JUDGMENTS ABOUT COMING TO THIS BEACH WITHOUT SHAVING ARE FORBIDDEN."

  • "PURRMAID SINGS HER SONG AT SEA, SENDING LOVE TO YOU FROM ME."

  • "IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY SO THE VET IS HAVING A SUPRISE PARTY FOR YOU AND THEY’RE GOING TO DO SHOTS!!!!"

  • "I’M NOT SHOPPING WITH YOU AGAIN! DON’T TURN AROUND, MALL SECURITY!"

  • "I DON’T MIND SCALES IN MY SANDWICH, BUT I’M TERRIFIED TO STAND ON ONE!

  • "SLEEP WITH DOGS AND YOU'RE GONNA GET FLEAS."

  • "FATTEST, GREASIEST ARTER CLOGGIN' BURGER FIT FOR A KING, ON MY WAY!!!!!!"

  • "WITH LOVE FROM, YOUR SUPER DUPER BACKYARD POOPERS."

“JERK THINKS I’LL ANSWER THAT BELL.”

“NO CAN OF TUNA, SOFA TO CLAW, RUG TO VOMIT ON, CLEAN LITTER BOX OR CANCELLED VET APPOINTMENT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU TODAY.”

  • "YOO HOO CUTE FIREMAN, I DON’T HAVE TEN LIVES!"

  • FURBALL OF THE OPERA

I CARRY A BAG THAT SAYS, “SHE’S BEEN AROUND!”

I CARRY A BAG THAT SAYS, “SHE’S BEEN AROUND!”

MY TUTU IS GETTING TOO TOO TIGHT

MY TUTU IS GETTING TOO TOO TIGHT

  • LAY OFF THE SUGAR, YOU'RE FLYING TOO HIGH!

  • "CATS ARE MORE CIVILIZED THAN DOGS. I’D DIE BEFORE I’D RELIEVE MYSELF ON THE FRONT LAWN!"

  • “HERE REGGIE, HERE KITTY KITTY ARE YOU HIGH AGAIN?”

NIGHTGOWN SAILING

“JUST A LITTLE PRESSURE, MR. SHISH…” ( KABOB)