FURBALL OF THE OPERA
CATS ARE MORE CIVILIZED THAN DOGS. I’D DIE BEFORE I’D RELIEVE MYSELF ON THE FRONT LAWN!!
CHRISTMAS KITTIES
SING ALONG: ONE FRENCH DOG,
CUTE KITTY CAT AAANNDDD…….
BIRDS ON A DANGEROUS WIRE.
KITTY CONFESSIONS
I USED YOUR LOUIS VUITTON FOR A NAIL FILE.
“I’M CLAWING YOUR SOFA DOCTOR”
WHEN YOU SLEEP WITH DOGS YOU GET FLEAS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
MR. PUSSYCAT
KITTY CONFESSIONS
KITTY CONFESSIONS
CATS
PURRMAID SINGS HER SONG AT SEA, SENDING LOVE TO YOU FROM ME.
KITTY CONFESSIONS
'‘ I JUST PEED UNDER THAT TABLE'‘
OF ALL NIGHTS FOR RUDOLF TO FALL AND CRACK HIS RACK!!!
"DONE WITH CHEST WAXING, TOM, LIKES IT THIS WAY.”
I CARRY A BAG THAT SAYS, “ BOY SHE’S BEEN AROUND!”
KITTY CONFESSIONS
WISHING YOU A PEACEFUL HOLIDAY WITH ALL OF THE UNBEARABLE STRESS.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PUSSYCAT
KITTY CONFESSIONS
“I’M ATTRACTED TO HUSKIES.”
NIGHTGOWN SAILING
I LIKE A LITTLE BREEZE UNDER MY DRESS, IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A KITTEN AGAIN!
WISH ON A STAR FISH
AND ASK FOR TUNA!
IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY AND THE VET IS HAVING A SUPRISE PARTY FOR YOU AND THEY’RE GOING TO DO SHOTS!!!!
I SAW IT IN THE BASEMENT WINDOW AND IT’S SO YOU MY LOVE.
I DON’T MIND SCALES IN MY SANDWICH
BUT I’M TERRIFIED TO STAND ON ONE!
NO CAN OF TUNA, SOFA TO CLAW, RUG TO VOMIT ON, CLEAN LTTERBOX OR CANCELLED VET APPOINTMENT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOU TODAY.
YOO HOO CUTE FIREMAN
I DON’T HAVE TEN LIVES !
THINKING OF YOU
I’M NOT SHOPPING WITH YOU AGAIN! DON’T TURN AROUND, MALL SECURITY!
FATTEST, GREASIEST ARTER CLOGGIN BURGER FIT FOR A KING , ON MY WAY!!!!!!
JUST A LITTLE PRESSURE, MR. SHISH……
( KABOB)
“ HERE REGGIE, HERE KITTY KITTY ARE YOU HIGH AGAIN?”
JERK THINKS I’LL ANSWER THAT BELL.
JUDGMENTS ABOUT COMING TO THIS BEACH WITHOUT SHAVING ARE FORBIDDEN
